Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

  • Herman’s Hermits — Mrs.. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker .
  • Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
  • The Bee Gees — How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
  • Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
  • Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
  • Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now.
  • Paul Simon— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
  • The Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
  • Marvin Gaye — Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
  • Procol Harem—A Whiter Shade of Hair.
  • Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
  • The Temptations — Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
  • Abba—Denture Queen.
  • Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
  • Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
  • Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.
  • And my favorite:
  • Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again